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  You watched quietly as Feliciano ran about the house, his strange hair curl bouncing wildly with his movements. He chattered excitedly about something in Italian, leaving you completely befuddled as to the source of his happiness. His hands seemed to be blurs as he moved random items about.

  "Feli, slow down. I can't understand a word you're saying." You tell him, your voice quiet against his loud din.

  He pauses for a moment, just long enough to murmur, "Good." You barely hear it, followed by the Italian gibberish about some type of 'plan'.

  "Whenever you're ready to make sense, I'll be in the bedroom." You announce, only to be pinned against the wall by him.

  "No, you can't-a go in-a there, _______________." His expression changes to one of horror at your idea, his brow gleaming slightly with sweat.

  "Then where am I supposed to go? I don't really feel like going anywhere, and you're making so much fuss up here." You state, staring back at him evenly.

  "Wait in-a the basement." He says shortly, shoving you downstairs before you can protest. You sit on the steps, waiting impatiently and listening to whatever you could make out from his muttered musings through the door.


  "__________________, you can-a come up now." A familiar, cheerful voice announces closely, followed by the creak of a door opening.

  Blinking groggily, you realize you had fallen asleep on the steps, your back sore from sitting on the hard surface for so long. You stand, stretching, relishing in the sound of your bones popping and rearranging themselves into their normal positions.

  "Am I finally going to see what you've been doing, Feli?" You ask suspiciously, walking back into the kitchen. He blocks your view a bit, standing in front of you the entire time.

  "If you're-a good, maybe you-a will." He purrs, his honey orbs half-lidded as he leans down slightly.

  "Oh lovely. The Italian locks me in the basement and is now trying to seduce me. What's next, a horse's head in my bed?" You ask sarcastically, making the old joke as you move closer to him, your hands pressed against his well-sculpted chest.

  "If you wanted-a the Italian Stallion, you-a could have just-a asked, mia bella." Feliciano responds, wrapping his arms around your waist.

  "But that's much too easy, you see. Where's the fun in asking? No, I'd much rather be subtle." You pout as you coil your arms around his neck. He begins twirling, forcing you into a slow waltz around the room.

  "Ah, of-a course. Silly me-a, I didn't-a realize you'd-a want to-a be mysterious, bella." He whispers seductively, pulling you closer and kissing you passionately. You kiss back, submissively letting his tongue dance over your own. His flavor tantalizes you, a mixture of pasta and Italian spices rolling off his tongue.

  You break apart for air, your face flushing slightly. Feliciano runs his fingers through your soft (h/c) locks, smirking sexily before halting the slow twirl and saying in a low, husky voice, "Mia cupcake."

  Gawking at him, your (h/c) eyes meet his honey brown, which glittered with love and lust. You shiver as his hands begin to travel upwards from their place on your waist. He rests his forehead against your own, his strange curl seemingly perkier than before.

  "God dammit, Feli. Now I want frosting." You complain, breaking away from him and going to the kitchen, leaving him to stare after you.
An ItalyxReader prize for :iconarw1860:! I know it's short, but I was kinda going against writer's block for a bit.

Also, have you ever heard an Italian say 'cupcake' in English? It's sexy as hell. [link] It's around the 17:45 mark.

Italy/Feliciano Vargas, Hetalia © :iconhimaruyaplz:
Masterchef © FOX
Story © :iconsmokewhisper:
You © :iconmafiaitalyplz:
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Yiku-Chan Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2015  Student Filmographer
That 'he Godfather' reference... I saw it...
TheOfficialBacon Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015
Me: Thanks a lot,Feli.Now I want frosting.
Italy: Then why don't you have a taste of MY frosting~;)
Me: *blushes*Bad Feli!*lightly hits him on the head*Anyway,can you tell me the name of the video?I can't access to it here.
SilverFox1025 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
D*mn it Feli! Now I'm craving frosting AND cupcakes! XD
I'm not eating Oliver's though.
Sorry Ollie as much as I love you and sweets, I don't feel like dying.
Nerdy-Cactus-Queen Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015  Student Writer
BWAHAHAHAHA! 😂 Oh, Feli, you brought that upon yourself, sweetie! Once you put the idea of food into my head, everything else is going to have to wait! 
Wolfy7980 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2015
Hmmmm frosting
Cinnamon-Badass Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
Goddamn. Frosting is so fucking good...
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015
I was gonna say "What is this, a romance/horror?" but what you said works too. Nice cockblock ending!
TheWhaleDreamer Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
Oh ill get you some frosting if you want a taste :iconitalywinkplz:
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Can you tell me zhe name of zhe video?????? I am as curious as hell to hear it.
GreenRose45 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
What was he doing before?
DJwolfdragon3 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Dang it! I wants a cupcake now!
crystallynx Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Student Artist
hahahaha cockblock............... sorry Italy...Scootaloo dice NO 
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Dashpaint Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015   General Artist
Frosting?  Them eyebrows 
FemPortugal Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol. Now i want frosting.... Good thing i have a cupcake~! *Noms on cupcake*
s1mr4n Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2014
Food is a girls best friend.......i want a cupcake naow......
howaboutfuckoff Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Food before this  Italian dude.
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Pfffffft. Food over feli. NOT HAPPENIN I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH
Unpredictable872 Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Student General Artist
Way to ruin the moment Feli... Lol
Katthephoenix Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I love how half the comments are people stating what flavor of cupcakes they like instead of the actual story itself.  XD
wolfleopard3301 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The last (spoken) sentence tho!! :iconimdeadplz:
Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner May 24, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn I was imagining the last line being "I want YOUR frosting" XD Dirty mind....
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
Jazzy-Jazzy-Woo-Woo Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I assume you want his frosting as well ;)
DestinyMace Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
You know it
TheWhaleDreamer Featured By Owner May 4, 2014
link to vid in the description isn't working .... plz give another vid or something
SuperAnimeAllyKitty Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ironically enough I literally can not have regular icing so I eat either whip-cream icing or cream-cheese icing... Bolth are funny if you think about it, that way...England (Laughing) [V3]
Whiteraven271100 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
mmmmmmm frotsinggg........................... Italian frosting always tastes better
kitpup7 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013
The link doesn't work...

TheAwesoMelody Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I died laughing at your icon XD
inlovewithitaly Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
The Video is unavailable AHHH!!!! But i want to a hear a sexy italian talk in english!!
baileyalexa Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
link no work D:
Amar8910 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
o-o I-Italy... *dies*
Risingthorn Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like red velvet cup cakes the are really good!!! Cute story
XxMaximumRide14xX Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Student General Artist
lol XD Soo cuute o3o
furchild1204 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That last line xD
thelonepuppetmaster Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Now I want some frosting, preferably PEANUTBUTTA FROSTING!!!
FanGirl08 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
*Calls 2p!England*


Oliver: YAY! THE CUPCAKE WANTS A CUPCAKE!! Wait... isn't that cannibalism?

Face Palm Austria Free icon  Does it really matter?

Oliver: I guess not... as long as you want one of my cupcakes!! :) 
crystallynx Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Student Artist
(true story) XD
OtakuGirl14 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I like Chocolate frosting
Aero-Dragon Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This was just great! Funny ending! ^_^
Sunsetmustang Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD This was awsome,(Maybe not Prussia awsome but T.T Who can be Prussia awsome,Thatsa secret I wanna know xD) But really I loved it,the ending was so funny.X3
Caty34576 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconsexyitalyplz: finnaly I CAN DIE :D
meerkatlover27 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2013
I CAN DIE HAPPY~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
PrincessDarknight Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
YES! :squee:
Jesserfly Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
PandaKnight07 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Wow, loved it! And the video, I have to say, that Luca is adorable and I love the way he says both cupcakes and cookies! Those darn Italians, why are they so amazing? XD
iSaikoUchiha Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
:iconnyancatplz: So. Much. Yes.
BlueLight01 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My goshness! I LOVE THIS!!!!!
WaterdragonTonx94 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
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